The Twelve Days Of Monty Python

[Jess]

Ok, if you like Monty Python, this song is for you. Me and my family came up with it a few years back and I still have it.

THE TWELVE DAYS OF MONTY PYTHON
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Bishop gave to me:
Twelve shrubs exploding,
Eleven dirty forks,
Ten fruits attacking,
Nine contradictions,
Eight Vikings chanting,
Seven French guards shouting,
Six Spanish cardinals
Five Holy Grails!
Four English pigdogs,
Three Knights of Ni,
Two lumberjacks
And a dead parrot in a boutique.

[*~PoOkIe~*]

lol

[Adam]

Oh good God no.

I remember that! Yeah, the secret's out. I'm Jess's brother.

[Spacey Caysie]

I showed my mom, who is a massive Python fan.. and she got a kick out of it!!

[punklil007]

Love it. Stop chaning your screenname. It's getting obnoxious. Although you are the almighty one(as refering to this website, not anything else (: LOL J/K)
Luv yah,
Lil.

[Jess]

I only changed it twice! Besides, Lil, you could PM that to me instead of going WAAAAAY off topic. This has nothing to do with the Monty Python song.

[punklil007]

ok...( like the song. Happy? Truly I did. THats halarious.