Ok this really sucks but I just tried
I am back here on this stool to sort you newcomers
I hope you’ve had a fun and eventful summer.
For now you join us at Hogwarts and learn our magical ways
For I know that it will not pass without an exciting day
Now before I sort you I want to inform your little learning minds
Of trouble outside these walls right now that seek to destroy our kind
Unite as one and you will win
If not then you will fail
Now I will sort you and listen to my wise tale
There once were four friends who founded this noble school
They were inseparable and one thing in common was that they sought to rule.
When dear Salazar left the bunch they crumbled in their place
Deciding to create four houses that fits to their taste
Oh wise old Ravenlcaw she only taught the ones with minds so sharp
And Slytherin taught the sly with cunning of a shark
Yet Gryffindor he taight those who were brave and never recoil
And Hufflepuff taught those who were patient and loyal.
With my tail done I must now sort you to your rightful place
With that I hope you take my choice with happiness and Grace
You will belong in one of Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff Gryffindor, Slytherin
And now if you please I will begin.